Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Review: Nightmarriage by Chad Thomas Johnston

Nightmarriage 
Published by: eLectio Publishing

Whether it’s buying things that are over there, dealing with Dodge’s incapable of surviving 110,000 miles or dealing with the folly of the pity party, Chad Thomas Johnston speaks to the newly married, newly parent-hooded (catch that portmanteau) in everyone.

Nightmarriage is a composition of essay’s, fun anecdotes about Chad’s steps through the world of marriage and becoming a parent. Spoken not as one who knows all the rules, but as someone learning them, the stories of Chad’s journey spark the reminders of similar moments in my relationship with my husband. There’s stories cataloging the silly arguments, the wonderful flaws, and the adventures during the personal journey’s. But Chad’s narration of his tales allows me to remember my own more fondly.

The witticism and refreshing writing style put a smile on my face more than once during the reading. I found myself inspired by the words and encouraged to be aware of the similar challenges I have yet to face in my own relationships.


Nightmarriage serves as a reminder that you need to appreciate the little things because in truth, those moments, are the big things. It’s a great read and every should have a copy. 

You can pick up a copy of this great book at: 


P.S. There are awesome illustrations by several artists, including the amazing Kansas Citian Danny Joe Gibson. 

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Email Excerpt #2

I sent a message to you a week ago but so far no reply from you to discuss getting her pulled and vetting done. Your lack of communication is unprofessional and unwarranted. Your making descions without even cunsulting the person whose name is also on the licesnce. I have asked you what's wrong, are you upset, and nothing concrete to explain your behavior. I want to meet with you tomorrow, let me what time works for you.
What I love: you try to sound intelligent, and can't even use the spellchecker before you send your email. I am making 'descions' without you. Is that some sort of Battlestar Galatica term? Maybe I'm making scion like robots? Not 'cun-sulting', that just sounds like a new profanity term! Now you want to meet me in person to discuss your issues. Let me say that I am professional and whatever issues I have can be communicated without having to listen to you butcher the English language. When I visually get the picture!
Stick to small words in the future and you will go far.